September 2009
10 posts
Neil Patrick Harris Given How I Met Your Mother... →
Since the premiere of How I Met Your Mother, fans have believed the sitcom would be far superior if it narrowed its focus to exclusively follow the exploits of Barney, the beloved…
Rogue Wikipedia Editor Has “Field Day” With The... →
Jumping at the chance to make lewd jokes about rape and incest, a mysterious scofflaw has tormented Wikipedia moderators with his editing of the entry for The Mama & the Papas.
Since…
Taylor Lautner Traumatized As Pics of the... →
Pictures of a shirt-wearing Taylor Lautner have gone viral, sending shock waves through the New Moon heartthrob’s fan base.
Lautner, wearing everything from a V-Neck to a Ringer T in the…
Baby Korean Girl Adopts Katherine Heigl →
10-month-old Hanuel Kim adopted Grey’s Anatomy actress/complainer Katherine Heigl just days after the actress adopted a baby Korean girl of her own.
“I couldn’t be happier to help a…
Jon Gosselin Inspiring Countless Asian Men Who... →
To many observers, Jon Gosselin is a negligent father and media-whore. But to thousands of quiet Asian men, Jon Gosselin is just a whore, and a God for it.
“Growing up, I had a crush on…
Footage Cut From “Leno” Premiere Shows Host... →
Footage cut from the premiere of The Jay Leno Show unveiled a rougher side to the talk show host, as he hectored guest Kanye West, repeatedly referencing his dead mother.
Members in the…
Erin Andrews Unfortunately Not Naked For Return to... →
Matt Damon Eats Ben Affleck To Gain Weight For The... →
For his upcoming role in The Informant!, popular actor Matt Damon was forced to gain 30 pounds, a feat he accomplished by ingesting less-popular actor, Ben Affleck.
While many stars…
Police Department Reports It Would Never Pair a... →
After years of being portrayed incorrectly in TV and film, the LAPD debunked the notion that any police department would be so irresponsible as to partner up a straight-laced cop with an…
NBC Unveils New “More Blacks and Gays” Tagline →
In an attempt to quell the naysayers of their “More Colorful” slogan, NBC cut right to the chase and unveiled another new tagline: “More Blacks and Gays.”
“The public needs to know that…